Singles perspective!

Since the number of couples perpetuating my life, has consistently been on the rise. Here's a post for you guys. Go figure...lol

Mirror couples-  

Two months into the relationship, and these couples will start mirroring each other.  You cannot  tell who's who. They  share everything- hobbies, opinions, workplace, clothes...and the latest addition being Facebook profile! 

To click pictures of themselves, nestled in each others arms, is the ONLY reason they require friends ( read as : unpaid photographers) for. These couples hardly ever hang out with others. The only way to keep in touch with them is to 'like' your way to it.

Fighting couples -  

Being friends with them is the toughest thing to do.  Hanging out with them entails, whining, cribbing and  bitching about each other. Carping over trivial issues, both of them will bore you to death with mindless shit.Oh..and just as you get considerate and begin to ACTUALLY listen, they would cancel plans with you to  make up/out with each other.

Grr they make me wanna poke the air with my middle finger :-|

Coo-chi-coo couples- 

Now these are usually the new entrants to coupledom. You can tell by the way they flutter eyelashes or secretly hold hands under the table. And when the guy takes his shoes off, i am almost sure he is sliding his feet up her skirt. What do they think we are? Blind.  The supposedly awesome girls night out turns into a disaster, because of these cant-get-our-hands-off-each-other couples.

Grrr Get a room guys! * feeling pukish* There is enough porn on the internet already. And yes, we prefer those recorded versions over your live PDA.

Child Marriage couples-  

These are the ones who fall in love in the 8th grade, start dating each other by the 10th and mentally marry eachother by the time they graduate.  Oh yes..while you are busy contemplating if the 'sort-of-cute-guy' is actually cute, they would be deciding the names of their unborn children. Aiyyoo..how soppy.

But Nevertheless these couples are nice to hang out with. They reassure  your faith in the ' And they lived happily ever after' endings.

Considerate Couples-  

When all you are hoping for is a nice evening with two people you dearly love, this couple will invite a 'suitable stranger' to dinner. These couples tend to think that the singles out there are missing out on A LOT. They are obstinate and compulsive with their beliefs and will walk an extra mile to tag along a single guy, everytime they make plans with you.

Their match making tendency is extremely annoying. I would rather choose to order pizza, and eat it all by myself, than get invited to some fancy dinner by these couples.

Bound by bachche  couples-  

Now these couples are usually older.  Fifteen years into their marriage, and they don't necessarily like or dislike each other anymore.  Chores get repetitive, Sex gets boring, Maturity dawns...and they are out there, to find 'themselves' in the relationship. Once in way, when spring time arrives, and they find their spouse to be irresistibly sexy, one morning, it is interrupted at the right time, by a shrieking teens 'maaaaaaaa where's my lunch box'. 

Hmmph so invariably these couples retire to either entertain you with their individuality or bask in the accomplishments of their children.

In most cases, the business like and smart uncles choose the former, while the saree-with-sneaker aunties choose the latter.They'd crack jokes about  the institution of marriage and laugh their not-so-happening relationship away. And when time comes, they would shower you with the 'been there, done that' advice too.

A tea with them is always delightful.